If you call me, I won’t answer. You can try to reach me on my cell or on our ancient landline. But I won’t answer. I use my cell phone for everything from watching exercise videos to playing word games. It’s my camera and my map of the world. The thing monitors my heart and […]
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Lessons from Erma Bombeck and a Half Bath
This month I undertook the renovation of my powder room. I’ve learned so much about the key to a happy life, as a result. It’s called the powder room because in the 18th century, no one wanted to think about women using a bathroom for bodily functions. Society and in later centuries, real estate agents agreed […]
In Fear of a Queer Eye Makeover
WE LOVE Queer Eye. But we’ve vowed never to nominate each other for a makeover. Read about WHY here. OR of course watch the current episode of The Middle Ages!
Laundry Room Envy
Read the Column here!
A Light at the End of the Toblerone Tunnel
A New Show for US!
Are the kids too old to call you mommy? Do you randomly sweat in places you never did before? Are you North of Forty? Has it been forever since you were 21 and miles to go until you’re Sag Harbor? Here’s a little taste of a new show I’m cooking up in my kitchen. It’s […]